Monster Monday

Your heart pounds as you dash through the hallways of an Izzet League workshop as you make your escape with the payload in tow. Somehow […]

It’s the final Monster Monday before Halloween! As you know, I’m contractually obligated to highlight an appropriately-spooky creature in honor of the holiday. It was […]

A hulking creature stands before you, illuminating a terrifying red-orange light. With a flash, its enormous scimitar ignites and you feel a scorching pain as […]

Your entire body is slowly being cooked alive in a living vat of acid. “The buddy system… now I understand why…” you think as your […]

This is usually the part of a Monster Monday article where I’ll write some fun flavor text about the creature. But today I need to […]

You frantically dash through the pitch-black tunnel. You can hear sets of heavy feat galloping not far behind you, their claws scraping the cave’s stone […]

You take the MacGuffin off of its pedestal. No traps, what a surprise! As you wipe the sweat from your brow, you hear a loud […]

You drop to your knees. There’s no point in running from a creature with a 200-foot wingspan. The roc, high in the sky, begins its […]

Bowling was a frequent choice for birthday parties when I was growing up. However, it wasn’t the bowling that I was excited for. It was […]